Meet the Humanimals

Our Mission

To stop the invading aliens from taking over the world.

We can’t be exposed, we have to be careful…

Zac

  • Zac, he/him, 69 years old.

  • Merch link in bio

  • Skate or Cry

We are probably lying, because it’s way too risky…

Dylan

I'm Dylan and I don't know what I'm doing here. I can't believe this has all been going on under everyone's noses. I just hope we can make a difference before it's too late.

We don’t trust anyone…

Kamren

Born in Ocean Grove, love my parents and my siblings. #13 on Central’s football team, sidelined due to an minor injury but I’ll be back soon stronger than ever. Watch out Bulldogs- the Yeti’s are coming for ya!

Hustle hit and never quit.

We can’t let them find us…

Savannah

My name is Savannah, all you really need to know about me is I factually have the greatest dog in the whole world. His name is Possum. Animals are better than people.

We are all in trouble…

Grant

My name's Grant. You've probably seen me eat shit on Tik Tok over on redacted. You've also probably heard something about me through the grapevine and if you're just here to figure out if it is or not then 2 things: it's definitely true and also fuck you. If you have an -ahem- business inquiry then hmu on insta, link in bio. Be cool, I'm good at smelling bacon. I'm friendly until I'm not, fuck around and find out, I guess. DMs are open and I love talking to new people, just don't be shitty.

yeah, even you.

Reese

Hey, I'm Reese. Uhhh... I'm bad at these. I read a lot. I mean, if you have any questions, you can just ask...